Awesome is the new stupid

What is so amazing about a guy having moustache-shaped patches
of hair on his face or head somewhere other than his upper lip? I find this not that funny, not cool, and actually kind of stupid. Where does it say that the point of Moustache May is to look like an idiot? Am I alone in thinking that most guys on the site look better with a moustache than without? Am I the only one who is doing this to prove that the moustache is a legitimate facial hair style that looks good if done properly? Is there no one else who believes that a moustache can only be the hair between one's mouth and nose, i.e., on the upper lip? If I trim my moustache so it's the same shape as my eyebrow, does that make it an eyebrow? No. No it doesn't.

I declare here and now that I resent the very existence of team "awesome" and object to this or this being called a moustache. That second one isn't even facial hair.

It really ought to be called Team Stupid.